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Social Network Cockblocking

The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.
"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."
by MileHighBunny December 17, 2008
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cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
by STAN. January 6, 2008
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ROCKBLOCKING

when someone walks in front of the tv while playing guitarhero/rockband.
"I was shredding super hard on expert to Journey but failed cause Jerry started rockblocking me
by cainraw June 4, 2009
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Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
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clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 22, 2011
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Rockblocking

Preventing someone from getting a free high. Similar to cockblocking but with drugs not sex.
Hey don't be rockblocking!

Damn rockblocking mf's!
Wtf ?Why she always rockblocking me?
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018
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U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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