Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

location, location, location

Phrase to remind people that the most determining factor in the price of a house is the location. The property itself can be build on, extended, knocked into the next property etc.

There are three things to remember when valuing a property;

1-Location
2-Location
3-Location

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

lovatuated

When you love someone so much that 'love' doesn't fit the emotion anymore. Not for the lazy-minded, it requires more typing and no abbreviation! For the bae. Love and infatuated mixed.

I am lovatuated with you. I can't explain my emotions anymore, no words express how I feel anymore.

by malikshake June 12, 2015

locationist

a person who bases the way they feel about another by the place that they live. see also gu

-You're from the valley? Ew.
-God, why are you such a locationist?

by janea March 11, 2007

Locatelli

the most badass people u will ever meet. sexyass, rich Italian who are the most awesome people in the world. Nobody can hate a Locatelli (:

who is that awesome person over there?
idk but it must be a Locatelli.

by BriBanana777 June 23, 2010

Loctum

A type of taint hair, usually right on the ridge

“Bro, I don’t think he has hit puberty yet. He doesn’t even have loctum.

by Random person from warrensburg February 21, 2018

Scenetrally located

A home, venue or work space that is located where all the cool kids hang-out granting access to climbing up the cool ladder right outside your doorstep.

"I'm checking out this spot around Milwaukee and Damen. The rent is crazy high and it's a shithole but it's got a huge window where I can hang art for all the hipsters to see when the clubs let out."
"Yea, that spot is scenetrally located, you've got a chance to get some status."

by djlimbs March 24, 2010