loadedmule

Viagra-free, wellhung, active, Male senior citizen. See also, David

I had a 72 hour date with a loadedmule.

by Creatieelement August 4, 2019

monkey loader

A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.

*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*

Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !

Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.

by Dragonwolf November 10, 2018

montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Kentucky musket loader

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.

“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

by Dirtydog225 August 20, 2019

Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

Boston Muzzle loader

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.

"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."

by C Cask November 2, 2009

birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.

''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''

by Claberdy April 22, 2010