itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

Horny little bastard

A male dog

That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog

by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018

dirty little bastard

A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern

“Now that there is a dirty little bastard!”

by BobbotheThrasher December 31, 2022

little dick bastard

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.

Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.

by beeframen101 October 16, 2008

little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005

little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

sad pathetic little bastards

The population of North America. All the republicans.

"Hi, im from North America & im a republican"
"well you're a sad pathetic little bastard"

by Voice of Sense May 13, 2005