Loiternet

- adjective
1. To loiter on the Internet with no true purpose
2. To stay around on the internet not doing much for long periods of time

Really should not loiternet and should do some work

by DesignerEmma January 27, 2014

Littered tyrannical wasteland

(Invented by Kat Timpf on Gutfeld!): a city or county or locale falling apart specifically due to the buffoonishly idiotic government policies and the 3 plagues of social work

A liberal city like Portland (Oregon), Seattle or San Francisco, will be a perfect example of a modern,liberal, littered tyrannical wasteland.

Since crime isn't included in the 3 plagues of social work, Chicago and New York City are not in my definition of littered tyrannical wasteland, at least not for now.

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

Sitternet

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

by JasonAspen October 2, 2009

Littergit

A cross between legit and literally. When someone happens so legit and literal that you have to use both words at once.

Example 1
Okay Sara, she littergit took Jessica to the movies without me. Who does she think she is?

Example 2
Girl 1: I littergit failed my math test yesterday

Girl 2: seriously? I got a 92%!

by Dirty socks July 30, 2016

Lifernet

When your whole life revolves around the internet

I am always on my phone. I have such a Lifernet!

by DamienWayne March 29, 2017

titternet

A name for the internet that more acurately describes what the internet is.

Joe: I'm gonna go on the titternet.

Bill: Titternet?

Joe: Yeah, you know, the free porn store on my computer.

Bill: You mean the internet?

Joe: Right, whatever it's called.

by thetruth. June 21, 2008

Littertitty

When a cats nipple gets wet and then gets litter on it

Dam my cat has littertitty again

by The master of the dab May 27, 2017