limberdick

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

littledickaphobia

The fear of encountering a sexual partner with a small dick.

The majority of victims to littledickaphobia are Caucasian males.

Buddy 1 : I have such bad anxiety friend.
Buddy 2: What’s causing that pal?

Buddy 1: I’m going to try going to get dicked down today but the littledickaphobia is too real!

by The best B&J ;) January 28, 2019

Listerlicking

The act of licking another person's tongue after you have gargled with listerine, because they have bad breath or simply taste gross. This is done as a favor for both parties.

I requested that my boyfriend give me a good listerlicking before our make-out sesh.

by dfonz-missyj January 18, 2010

Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

by Reeses lover January 13, 2007

Glitterdick

The penis of a "Twilight"-esque vampire, adored by creepy fangirls.

OH EDWARD, I JUST LOVE YOUR GLITTERDICK

by Yourtwinnies January 26, 2011

Glitterdick

A term describing a mans penis after he's been with a girl having, "glitter pussy," and is leaving him wanting more.

"That girl last night was so hot, I got glitterdick."

by Stephknee August 28, 2008

clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006