Lissed

To "liss" something means to steal it, and resell it at the most profitable price. Usually the stolen object is a cell phone, ipod or just cash. Once an object is lissed it will never be seen again.

Bro i think Scott lissed my phone, let's go kick his ass!

by loathingrocker December 8, 2010

Lissing

What lissing actually is is a cross between intimate kissing and licking

You go in for a loving smooch but, in the final second, turn the move into a lick hence 'lissing' !

by phoney guy September 20, 2011

liss

to laugh and piss at the same time

Judy made me laugh so hard i lissed.

by Shandra August 10, 2007

liss

a internet term mening to lick then kiss

by lonny moore June 11, 2006

Lissing

Laughing so hard you piss yourself. Laugh + piss = Lissing.

The new comedian at the Comedy Club had me lissing all night long!

by pking August 20, 2009

liss

n. A wuss or someone who is exceptionally effeminate.

v. slang for the action of taking a piss.

1 hit that blunt like a man, don't be such a liss!

2 hold my 40, I gotta go take a liss.

by guy who was just upper deckin' your ma May 23, 2004

rob liss

a fatty douche, who sucks on poop, and macks on large, european ladies, possibly dudes.

"Ew, that guy over there, the one getting whipped cream licked off of his face by that huge whale, is a rob liss."

by whalecrotch October 17, 2008