Liquid gold

When your joke is fire and golden - it's considered liquid gold.

Hey Gerald, that joke you told about the Trump was liquid gold, I had to share it with all my friends.

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Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?

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Liquid Fuckin' Gold

A slang term for gasoline. Typically in response to high prices.

"Thanks to inflation, gas is like liquid fuckin' gold."

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1. David's grandma's restaurant.
2. Another term for piss.

Yo, I went to David's Grandma's restaurant, Golden Liquid, and afterwards I had to shoot the golden liquid.

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