Lily Pad

The female equivalent of a bachelor pad

Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.

by radius.7 May 2, 2014

lily pads

I love you.

Guy: lily pads
Girl: what?
Guy: nothing
Girl: uh... ok

by Anonymously Anonymous 2093874 February 8, 2010

Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.

I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.

by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020

lily-pad lover

A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.

John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.

by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2018

Devil’s Lily Pad

When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg

John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on

by Sannacruzskater January 3, 2021

Reverse Chinese Lily Pad

When you put wasabi sauce in your mouth and then go down on a girl. While performing the oral sex you stick your finger in the girl's stink eye. When done with the oral you spit the wasabi into the girls asshole. The man then moves into a bridge sex position. When done finish with a Vo.

"Man this chick I was with last night is so kinky! We tried the reverse Chinese lily pad and it was the best sex I've ever had!

by freekie352 February 21, 2013

Lily Padding

When an anti-Israel advocate is debating and realizes that they are about to lose the argument so they jump from the subject they were debating to another in order to avoid admitting they were wrong.

Ali was lily padding between Israel being a settler colonialist state to being an apartheid state to committing a genocide in order to avoid admitting she was wrong about all three accusations.

by Z.E. Silver May 9, 2024