lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

Lilypadding

1) To stuff a toilet with toilet paper and crap on top of said toilet paper.

Chris walked into his bathroom only to find out that during the night his friends had been lilypadding his bathroom

by Eazy886 January 31, 2008

Lilypadding

When on a hot summer day, your balls dip in to the swampy funk of a heavily used toilet.

It was a hot, humid day, and had to take a massive deuce. Upon placing my buttocks on the nearest turd receptacle my balls immediately made splash down with the pre-existing filth below. Lilypadding had just occurred.

by Benicio Del Toro January 18, 2013

Lilypadding

to lick toad to get high; otherwise known as frenching the prince and doing kermit

Guy #1: Dude, lets go get high.

Guy #2: How?

Guy #1: Lets go lilypadding.

by I'm anonymous June 23, 2008

lilleypadding

Engaging in anal sex on the balcony of a public nightclub, and only discovering you did, indeed, use a condom when it resurfaces the next day.

Man, I saw some major Lilleypadding occurring in Heaven the other night.

by blobellis June 28, 2011