Pussy life support system

A woman. That's about it. A woman.

I love women. Without them, pussies couldn't live. They are basically just pussy life support systems. Okay, some of them can cook, too.

by Bobo Debauchery February 14, 2006

dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

Advanced Life Support

in new york it's a paramedic (EMT-P) or Critical care tec (EMT-CC) the abbreviation is ALS and it can also mean

Ain't Lifting Shit

thats y i have EMT's and i went for my Advanced Life Support

by emt121 December 21, 2009

Nothing but life support for a pussy

A term used for a woman who is a huge bitch and /or cock block queen.

Forget it she's nothing but life support for a pussy.

by The Fury 13 October 22, 2010

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

support life

Support life is knowing you are the most important person on your team. You have given everything for your team and they have not even noticed your efforts. You are poor for them, you die for them. Then they call you noob because you died. Typically applies to MOBA games but applies to any game where the games score screen will not accurately convey that players contribution. Often used as a hashtag

I put all my gold into saving that guys life and he wants to report me as a feeder, thats support life

by BigMonMulgrew August 5, 2017