lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross

you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross

by dfoster October 30, 2010

Lent

Noun. The forty days of prayer, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial that prepares Christians for Holy Week and imitates Jesus’ own period of fasting, meditation, and temptation in the wilderness. Today it is popular among the pseudoreligious, who abstain from nominal vices such as swearing and eating chocolate. For these vacuous individuals, Lent is a compromise to the taxing, 365-day commitment New Year’s resolutions demand.

Tiny decided to give up biting her nails for Lent, but forgot about her resolution within a week.

by F.S.B.O. April 18, 2011

Lent

A 40 day reminder of how pointless Christianity really is.

Lent is also a terrible time to be a lobster.

by Some Guy Wearing Jeans March 5, 2010

lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 27, 2004

Lent

Slang for lending money (a loan).

“Corey frequently asks for lent from his father, Rob.”
“Hey Joe, you got any lent?”

by Dragonsden22 January 1, 2021

lent

Lent is the time of year when Catholics give it up and "eat fish" on Fridays... Heh.

It was lent, and for 40 days and 40 nights I gave it up. By the time Easter came around, damn was I sore!

by pure-as-the-driven-snow January 25, 2008

lent

An Anglican festival where you give up everything enjoyable in your life for a few weeks. Its supposed to make you a better person.

This year, for Lent, I gave up liquor at lunch, sex, erotic novels, surfing porn sites, dating, and dessert.

by Jake February 27, 2004