Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late bloomer

Someone who is not in the in crowd.

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Late Bloomer

Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints

"I can't stop listening to Late Bloomer, this song is too good"

by lipypoo May 15, 2021

Late-Bloomer

A fart that is passed but does not smell right away. A surprise attack, a mystery.

My friends were concerned that my fart didn't smell, I told them to hang on- it's just a late-bloomer.

by Sniff Buttski August 17, 2019

Late Bloomer Bride

Late Bloomer Bride is a term that means a woman who married for the first time after age 40.

Married after 40? You're a Late Bloomer Bride or LBB!

by consultant12 May 4, 2010

Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006