I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The famous line that Sans Undertale said in Deltarune.

Your mother, huh? Too late. I already "befriended" your mom last night.

by GNSGNY December 22, 2018

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That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

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Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

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that's the sound your mother made last night

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.

Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!

by trebeeeeek May 23, 2009

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Last Night Was Great

A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .

“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”

by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011

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