lardy dardy

to be extremely elegant

"Man, that model is lardy dardy even though she is anorexic and her clothes are just hanging on her."

by JackandJill October 15, 2007

Lardy Gras

Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.

"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."

by Peas_and_Frogs March 26, 2008

Lardy boi

A person who enjoys consuming large amounts of lard

Boy1: hey have you met alex
Boy2: yeah, he is a lardy boi!!

by Jolioli01 August 13, 2019

Lardy Tard

When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.

That guy runs like a lardy tard.

by xxxPDUBxxx June 25, 2010

Lardy Dar

A misspelling of la-di-da used by fat illiterate cunts

Did you see Jord misspell la-di-da as "lardy dar", what a fat illiterate cunt

by Rabidbreast April 05, 2021

Lardy-Char

A place of ultimate homliness with a naughty edge. It accepts whether you are crusting on the sofa, or raving away. It is especially good when you put up curtains so you no longer get a peeping tom.

I'm at Lardy-Char.. where are you?

by Lardy-Charee January 17, 2011

lardy finger

When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.

Whilst drinking a tom Collins

They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger

by Oxygen.6 March 24, 2024