Lapeer

What a town to live, lemme tell you.

Dave: Wanna go to Lapeer?
Jill: Fuck no.

by Meese16 March 11, 2021

Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

by Biiit loo December 19, 2018

Lapeer, Mi

The home of mamy of the states douchebags, alcoholics, wiggers, sluts, and dumb fucks that drive like dick bags. If you grew up here you've most likely done hard drugs before. You can hang out walking around Walmart for the only thing to do at night. When driving thru keep a look out for the douchebags driving in very large circles bumping their shitty sounding systems trying to be cool but just annoying everyone. Fuck Lapeer.

"What's going on in Lapeer, Mi tonight?"

"Ganna go to walmart then hit up Fatboys to pick up some sluts, and piss off the douchebags hics that were trying to bang them. Fuckin love how easy the sluts are."

by gencidalspermdonor February 18, 2017

lakeer

An Asian Chungus that sneezes like fucking Hiroshima

Person 1: What was that loud bang?
Person 2: don’t worry it was lakeer

by Bobrandy69 June 14, 2021

Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.

Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.

by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008

ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit

Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth

by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006

Lapeering

Masturbating, typically in a public place.

I was Lapeering in the RV while driving down the road.

by OG! December 13, 2013