sri lankan

maddest cunts ever, located in dandenong, endeavour hills and glen waverley... dont fuck with us!!
by lankan playa July 05, 2003
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Sri Lankan

When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper
“There’s no bog roll
Just have a Sri Lankan then mate
by joeynned June 08, 2019
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sri lankan

the maddest fkn race in the goddamn world!! if i find out who u r mudafkr ill fuk u up so bad
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
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Lankan Slut

a lankan girl who is a slut ; commonly found in canada ( sri lankan tamil girls who are sluts becuz they dont have boyfreinds)
Boy1: OmG look at that lankan slut..wtf is wrong wit these girls?
Boy2: They think they're pretty.
Boy1: Ya pretty ugly man sri lankans shouldnt be wearin shit like that
by Josoooo August 28, 2008
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Sri Lankan Government

An on-going fuck up kept alive by a dying boomer generation anxious to milk as many resources as humanely possible.
Did you hear about Hasini's latest screw-up? She really pulled a Sri Lankan Government on that one.
by Made.inSL June 14, 2019
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Sri Lankan Stinkbug

Where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course Sri Lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cucumber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his anus and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cucumber into the women's eye.
Serbio: I was really horny after watching Slumdog Millionaire last night,
Marcus: Same. Where did you go after you left my apartment?
Serbio: I took Martha out for dinner and gave her a Sri Lankan Stinkbug.
Marcus: I am never speaking to you again.
by Sonny Morgan February 12, 2011
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Lankan bitches

a lankan girl who lives in canada who is slutty
Charlie: Omg! another sri lankan mannn nd dis 1s a lankan bitch look at wat shes wearin ughh
Shiva: I hate all the canadian lankans who think wearin something that short makes dem look "good" i hate em Lankan bitches man
by JG133 August 29, 2008
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