Labia Stick

Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.

Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!

by Planet Cockstar's President January 31, 2015

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Lani Shark

a faget who has no since in instagram modeling and is horny for grown men. stay away...

a cop caught a lani shark trying to hump a grown man.

by leedlebradley May 14, 2019

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she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

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Labia Sandwich

Wrapping those two fine, tender, swollen, moist pieces of female flesh around a throbbing, engorged massive piece of man-meat, then serving it up, usually with some intense labia "lip fucking" for the room to slowly suck, nibble, eat, or just enjoy.

Dude, I was in the hot tub this weekend with three smokin' co-eds and they started some crazy shit. This brunette laid over the edge of the tub sporting the best swollen camel toe I've ever seen, and says "Wanna rub your cock inside my hot pussy lips?" Who the hell turns that up?

So I'm basically titty fucking her twat and the other two chicks start pushing her lips hard against me. It was fucking amazing. And just when you think it couldn't get any better? One of the chicks starts sucking the brunette's clit lips, and the other one starts mouthing the head of my cock. FFsake! So while I'm stroking it back and forth, I'm mouth fucking her hard, and the brunette is getting awesome head and cock action.

When she came I lost my shit completely. It was a rockin' Labia Sandwich!

by RieverXXX April 30, 2012

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Lana Sex

Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.

Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?
Fanny: I sure do Dick!
Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!

by wootwootwoot February 11, 2007

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