Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

Landetarian

A person who refrains from eating animals from the sea, or animals who fly such as birds. This can also be seen as a person who only eat animals that live solely on the land.

Yes, I have a dietary restriction, I am a landetarian.

by Ni13aCC July 28, 2016

lazytarian

An omnivore who prefers veggies but will eat meat if it's too hard to find a vegetarian dish.

Rob: Hey man I'm starving but this taco truck only has meat dishes? Aren't you a vegetarian?

Joe: Nope, thankfully I'm a lazytarian. I'll have 3 tacos al pastor!

by Whiskey McGee November 16, 2009

landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.

waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian

by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010

lardetarian

An ignorant fatty who considers herself to be a vegetarian even though she consumes vast quantities of beef tallow, chicken stock, gelatin and other nasty animal products.

Trish thinks she's superior because she doesn't eat meat, but she's just a lardetarian.

by AJ December 18, 2003

Landetarian

Someone who does not eat fish or anything from the water. Only eats food from above water or on land.

"Sorry I don't eat fish. Im a landetarian"

by tombork August 7, 2014

lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010