Ray Lamontagne

A folk singer from Maine who can really belt it out. He has his own style, which nowadays is pretty incredible.

Im going home to listen to some Ray Lamontagne, because he is the only one who really understands me.

by Philbert 77 December 9, 2008

Alexi Laiho

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.

"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004

Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Bill Laimbeer

A former professional Basketball player who played for the Detroit "Bad Boys" Pistons. Won 2 NBA championships in 1989 and 1990. While loved by all Pistons fans in Detroit, he was one of the most notorious players in the NBA with fans booing him every game at each and almost every Pistons road games. The most fined player in the NBA history but also 1 of the few "big men" centers with great outside shot.

Don't mess with Bill Laimbeer!!

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

by child of bodom May 23, 2004

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022