Lumbago

Serious back pain that will be sure to take you off your feet for life

Arthur: "We need help lifting the supplies. Uncle, can you help?" Uncle:" Oh I can't son, it's my Lumbago. A very serious disease"

by Gekyume's Sacred Foreskin May 9, 2019

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Lumba-ism

Lumba : Race + ism = Racism

Alep : Woi , k*ling paria!
Raju : Kamu seorang lumba-ism!

by Kotedamn.mp5 February 19, 2021

Lumb

The opposite of grool (as used in the beloved film Mean Girls). To be lumb is to be lame and dumb all at once. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb.

Jack: Nicolas Cage used to be grool, but everything went downhill after National Treasure 2.
Ash: Yeah, now he's just a lumb actor.

Jack: Don't be a lumbdog millionaire.
Ash: Yeah, don't be lumb and lumber.

Annabelle: This little lumb of mine, I'm gonna let it shine!

by hahahajackmyswag February 24, 2015

Lumbering Lomax

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012

Lumboc

A Lumboc is an almost entirely useless object that exist in the digital realm, It has been described by some as “like a slug, just crawls around and doesn’t really do anything and dissolves if you pour salt on it”

“Woah dude Is that a Lumboc on your desktop?”

“Yes, I have this Lumboc to make it look like I have more workers on my server”

by RyanWordHelp March 22, 2020

Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"

Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.

by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017