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Luftwaffle

Noun & verb, someone bleating on about World War II such as the Blitz spirit, despite having never experienced or understanding of it. A combination of Luftwaffe, the German Air Force and waffle, mindless talk.
"He is full of luftwaffle, he keeps banging on about wonders of rationing, blackouts and keeping a stiff upper lip. This is despite being a boomer born in the 1960s."
by 8510pm October 13, 2021
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leftwich

7 grams of any street drug.
Yo can u hook me up w/ a Leftwich?
by david12188 August 22, 2007
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Luftwaffle

Hitler's most powerful, and feared air force. The airplanes were made exclusively out of waffles, and used syrup as fuel. Also, after being shot down, German soldiers would feast on the crashed waffles.
Damn, the Luftwaffle shot down another RAF plane.
by The1/3Reich April 4, 2020
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Leftwaffe

The typical permanently offended far left 'woke' SJW types, who act like the Nazis they accuse everyone else of being . Mainly found on social media jumping on whatever the latest left wing outrage is and throwing personal insults at people who don't share their opinion.
"I see the Leftwaffe are out on Twitter again"
by Trickster5282 August 31, 2020
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Leftwaffe

A combination of "Lefty" and "Luftwaffe", the Nazi air force in World War II.

"Leftwaffe" is a term used to describe some, not all, left-wing minded people who are, ironically, using increasingly Nazi-like tactics to achieve their political agendas.

This includes leftists and media who use sayings such as "to do nothing is to do wrong", which can make normal people, who live normal lives and treat everyone as equal and who are valuable members of society, feel bullied into taking part in the leftists' own crusades and bitterness.

Ironically, whilst claiming to stand for equality and to stand against discrimination, these groups believe it is entirely acceptable to negatively stereotype and categorise all police officers under the same umbrella, either based on unfounded misconceptions or based on the one bad apple as opposed to the thousands of good ones.

The Leftwaffe often adopt violence and fear to achieve their political causes, exactly as the Nazis did. They will gatecrash peaceful rallies and turn them into violent protests, attacking businesses and political buildings/landmarks, exactly as the Nazis turned the German population to attack Jewish-owned shops. At these events, many of the Leftwaffe wear dark, hooded clothing and face coverings, akin to a modern day version of the Nazi uniform.
"Oh dear, the Leftwaffe have gatecrashed this peaceful NHS rally and have started throwing glass bottles and shouting "Fuck the police". The Leftwaffe have ruined things for everyone. Selfish cunts."
by RudeFam December 9, 2021
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Leftwing Extremists

Something in great abundance and yet you will never hear LEFTWING EXTREMISTS uttered on all of the radical leftwing liberal tv NEWS channels such as ABC,CBS,NBC,CNBC,PMSNBC,CNN,PBS and so on.However you will hear all of those channels saying "rightwing extremists" wuite regularly which is a testament to their LEFTWING EXTREMISM!!!!
During the DC snipers' insane shooting spree all of the LEFTWING EXTREMIST LIBERAL MEDIA channels all speculated around the clock that the shooters were,"white,Christian,right-wing extremists"...

This is because the insane-liberal-media's news anchors are all "RICH,WHITE,BIG-CITY,FUCKTARDS" with a slanted opinion stemming from total ignorance!
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Byron Leftwiched

When a person gets to the state of excessive drunkness, where they no longer can stand up, and they must be carried out of the bar by their friends like Byron Leftwich was carried down the field by his teammates against Akron in 2002.
Scott drank so many shots at the bar last night, he vomited and got cut off by the bartender, then we Byron Leftwiched his ass outta there.
by Jaaang July 16, 2007
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