Lopez

" Lop ears "

A self important butt wipe who eats spiders, and tarts

by Greasy wop hunter October 23, 2003

Lopez

To enjoy when men masturbate on you

I had my friend lopez another guy las night

by Jason Bronsky September 28, 2006

lopez

A Mexican Term For A Douche Bag.

Shut The Fuck Up Lonnie your A Lopez!!!

by christopher i now huh hawkins March 29, 2008

Lopez

when you hook up with a fugly fat chick when your drunk

"Dude I almost pulled a Lopez last night"

" fuck dude what the hell happened last night I hope I didn't pull a lopez"

"dude you pulled a lopez lol"

by Harry callahan October 18, 2008

Lopez

Someone who does nothing but play World of Warcraft all day long. He thinks he is quite possibly the best person to ever play the game, and his ego thrives off of that. According to him you are worthless if you don't change the world one day. He sits in the capslock channel with his little ass buddy who also thinks he is a big deal and they assure each other that they will one day become successful in life because of how good they were on a computer game.

He really went and pulled a Lopez by refusing to admit that he was wrong, and then back tracking and obviously seeing his mistakes but not admitting it.

by Affirmative Action's finest November 25, 2006

lopez

extreme ass muncher

Who's that lopez (ass muncher over there)

by spie August 18, 2003

Lopez

When a person tells a really bad joke and their friends laugh anyway to keep them from looking bad.

I pulled a Lopez last night, thanks to my friends for laughing!

by Fuod January 7, 2010