hollister

A place were you pay 60 dollars for torn Jeans.

Jay- "oh dang I got a great big hole in my jeans"
Ted- "Dang That sucks. How did that happen?"
Jay- "I bought them that way"
Ted- "cool"

by RMJ September 5, 2005

BOLLISTER

a pussy prep who wears hollister and like to ride dick

look at that gay bollister over there

by bapekid4 June 27, 2006

Hollister

Is an offshoot of Abercrombie & Fitch that sells California-inspired apparel to 14-18 year olds. Hollister’s clothing is similar to A&F’s but is less expensive and more beach/surfer. Stores are usually dark and feature loud blaring music. A great place to find the latest in faded and torn denim.

Look at these great outfits I got at Hollister they were way cheaper than A&F !

by bored2121 September 7, 2005

Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too snobby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”

EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES:
The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.

"I met a really cute guy in Birmingham but when I suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all Hubris Hollister on me."

by Bex Nicole August 4, 2009

LOLINTERNETS

The internet in its entirety, but sarcastically. Encompasses language, lingo, current trends, pornography of all kinds, etc.

Used as a generic response to almost anything.

J: um wtf taht guy just pulled a leeroy

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: zomgwtf dont cilck that its scatporn

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

J: my brother died in a hurricane :(

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

OR

n00b: 1337 h4x n0ub i p \/\/ /\/ |_| DIAF!!

J: umwtf did he say?

Fnovd: LOLINTERNETS

by Fnovd October 23, 2006

hollister kid

Hollister has been referenced to as "the greatest cultural fraud perpetrated upon mankind", as such you can imagine the type of douche that wears their clothes on a day-to-day basis. A common "Hollister Kid" can be spotted wearing skin tight polos with popped collars, fake manboy tans, pre-ripped jeans, sandals, and an admiration for all things douche. The majority of these kids frequent beaches whilst listening/crying to Jack Johnson, Dave Mathews, or any other shitty college prep dittys. Their admiration for beaches stems from a desire to be shirtless and greasy, but above all to have credentials when broadcasting the beachey-douchey-surfer-type image. Though they all appear to be clones there are exceptions as not every individual wearing Hollister is in fact a "Hollister Kid", they can have great personalities regardless of their cliched style of attire.

In spite of this regular lack of any sensibility Hollister Kids can often be found with hot girls.
Kudos to you Hollister Kids...kudos to you

Jack: Hey whats up, my name is Jack
Hollister Kid: Hey my name is Kevin...I work at Hollister
Jack: I don't give a fuck where you work.

Pedo: Look at those attractive girls!
Yan: Forget it unless you're keen on being a douchey Hollister Kid

by Aledro January 31, 2008

lolsterbate

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

by Bourgois July 14, 2010