The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.
Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.
by Trollhunter July 31, 2012
Get the Loggingmug. She pretty much deserved a good logging after the horrible joke she told, but no one with enough viagra was around to do it.
by whorrorshow May 18, 2007
Get the logmug. by Tempest_Beta March 1, 2006
Get the The logmug. Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."
by RabarJabar June 19, 2009
Get the logging itmug. An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011
Get the Logging Onmug. The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true logging ninja
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true logging ninja
by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011
Get the Loggingmug. Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
by bread infection November 29, 2009
Get the logmug.