lmaoroflpimp

laugh my ass off
roll on floor laughing
piss in my pants

A: *tells a joke*
B: LMAOROFLPIMP!!!!!!11!!1!!!!11

by bob May 13, 2005

lmaorotf

1) Internet jargon abbreviation for "Laughing my ass off, rolling on the floor". Used only in the funniest of all situations.
Also see: rotflmao, lmao, and lol

LMAOROTF, thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UberFishCakesWithRanch March 8, 2004

Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

Acronym for laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy that looks like bill gates who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer

Bob: My cat just farted
John: Lmaortflbtcstcndbfootwifoagwllbgwthrootsaiakbayb

by Fred Jenkisberger October 26, 2010

LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB

Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor laughing biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer.

Timmy: I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Jimmy: LMAOROTFLBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB
Timmy: ...my "lol" is insignificant

by ohemgeeitscor November 17, 2009

LMFAOROTF

Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Rolling On The Floor

Entered when texting, chatting or e-mail as: LMFAOROTF

by Central Texas Dude July 20, 2010

lmaowrofl

Laughing My Ass Of Whilst/While Rolling On the Floor Laughing
used if something is very funneh..funnier than lmao or rofl

Iris: What do penguins keep their money in?
Ellie: dunno
Iris: A snow bank!
Ellie: Lmaowrofl!
Iris: That joke was lame

by *FGS* July 24, 2009

lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln

Acronym for: "laugh my ass off, rolling on the floor laughing so hard that I peed my pants a little. Not that much, but enough to feel and remember I ate asparagus last night"

Person A: Why does pinocchio lie?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because he's a fucking liar.

Person B: lmaoroflshtipmpalntmbetfariaeln

by northener 1 April 21, 2013