Lighting a candle

The act of farting in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."

by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024

Lighting the Candle

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.

Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.

by wolverheel October 30, 2016

Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub

"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."

by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024

Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.

Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.

by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016

Light candles

Another phrase for having sexual intercourse.

Person A:"Hey Brenda, wanna light candles?"
Person B:"Fuck yeah!"

by Negative-#9801 January 14, 2023