lesbians

women that are attracted to women. with an exception of the occasional he/him or they/them lesbian.

jadah: “i heard michelle and becky are lesbians.”

baylee: “no shit. they both wear flannels.”

by savamaylei September 15, 2020

lesbians

Girls who like or lick other girls for fun sport or profit, either way watching them is a favorite past time for 85% of men. The fantasy of the lesbian(s) is often shattered by the fact that most lesbians are not gorgeous big tittied coeds as portrayed in such classic nature films as "Beaver Hunt" and "Where The Boys Aren't" but infact the majority are asexual carpet cleaning wannabe men without the proper attatchments.

"My pants get tight whenever I see those hot lesbians."

"Those feminazi's are a bunch of mullet wearing lesbians"

by Meshuggah February 5, 2003

lesbians

the best thing god ever gave us

ohh those fucking lesbians make me want to jizz all over my nutsack

by steve nigga March 7, 2005

Lesbians

When thin, blonde, and russian, possibly the hottest thing on the face of the earth. But its ruined by people like Rosie Odonnel

Lesbians. im too lasy to rite one of these dumb example things

by Tom the Ninja May 3, 2009

lesbians

Any one of my psychotic ex girlfriends. Also: No, you can't watch.

"Hey Should I hit on those girls?" "No man, they're lesbians."

by Katica March 12, 2003

Lesbians

A non-man who likes non-men

pronouns ≠ gender therefore it is possible for he/him lesbians to exist and they are valid (because having the pronouns he/him does not mean that person is a man)

EVERYONE who is not a man can be a lesbian so stop being ignorant and accept he/him he/they etc lesbians they are valid 😚

“omg did you hear he just came out as a lesbian!”
“wait...he?”
“pronouns don’t equal gender are you good?”
“no i understand your right also lesbians don’t owe us an explanation of their identity:)”
“let’s all go real bout our girl crushes with him!!”

by thisisobs May 26, 2021

Lesbians

God's way of making up for all the world's ugly girls.

God: "Jeez... sorry for all those ugly chicks down there-- I got something that'll make you guys feel better." <--(how lesbians were created.)

by Mr. NoFace January 20, 2009