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A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.
Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.
by John Snell April 17, 2006
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A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.
"This lemon is rather steamy compared to one I read yesterday."
by Ameth November 25, 2003
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A consumer product that was purchased new or like new with apparent malfunctions.

Though most of the products released to the public have high standards and may have high consumer ratings, some products just flat out suck and lots of things go wrong with them.

This is usually more prevelant to products that have electrical components or require specialty repair.
The Mac Book Pro has had good reviews by most consumers, but mine is a lemon because it does not function as expected.

My Mac Book Pro is a lemon. It is a piece of shit.

The refrigerator in my house is a lemon because though it is suppose to keep all of my food cold, it fails to do so on a regular basis though it is still pretty new.

My GE refrigerator is a lemon. GE can suck my balls.
by Brett Heneghan August 14, 2006
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Did you see those lemons that Flip picked last night? They were pretty juicy. No one picks more natural lemons than Flip. Hers are the best.
by DTAP March 23, 2008
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Lemon: An really sour fruit really sour don't try it Trust Me.
This Lemon is possesed by Sourness
by TSM_AK June 12, 2016
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1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.

2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net

3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.

2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!

3)Let's play LEMON!
by piper-san June 27, 2005
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an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.
My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.
by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002
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