Labor Day

The first Monday in September. Made to honor the working men and women in the United States, though mainly known for cookouts, parades, days off from work and school (which is usually just beginning) and being the official last day of summer (while the last day is technically Sept. 20, almost every summer related activity shuts down after Labor Day).
Me and my girlfriend had a killer Labor Day weekend. Now I'm depressed knowing I have to go back to work and that Autumn is right around the corner.
by Gaaraofthedamned August 26, 2012
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Labor Day

Every day that I have to drag my lazy ass out of bed and go to my shitty job.
Goddamnit, it's 6 am. I've got to get up for work. Another Labor Day!
by jenko2 September 05, 2011
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labor days

The days when you're doing the job that acutally uses your passions/talents/skills. The days when you do what you were born to do.
Aesop Rock's album, Labor Days, stand out song is 9-5ers Anthem. Def Jux
by sluggg May 16, 2006
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Labor Day

Labor Day is the day when a pregnant woman goes into labor.
OOPS, I almost forgot that it is my sister's Labor Day today! I gonna rush now.
by phoenixvictrix September 12, 2014
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Labor Day

Labor Day is any day a guy has to push a locked vibrating butt-plug out of his asshole by struggling to force it out before he cums.
Matt put a locked butt-plug up my asshole on Labor Day and I struggled to push it out, but I shot my load anyway!
by USAF Cadet September 04, 2021
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Labor Day

A free day off of school in honor of people who were overworked in the 1920s.
Labor Day is freakin' awesome!
by nonkrataularealss September 02, 2012
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Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.
Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!
by Hannibal Lector42 September 05, 2011
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