A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.
Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?
Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?
Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.
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Stands for Sad Little Old Man. Typically a d-bag who is 26 and can't get their shit together. He is usually short and burly and looks like a pretty boy. Sometimes he calls people a bitch because of a Wii controller too. He also kinaps dogs.
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User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
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User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?
User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
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Will, a unsure 19y old student living in manchester, got his viritual character "Willdu".
While Will plays his virtual character, he likes to "murk", and after 6hours daily for some months, he really got the hang of it.
Therefor, willdu got entitled L.O.A.M.
Will, a unsure 19y old student living in manchester, got his viritual character "Willdu".
While Will plays his virtual character, he likes to "murk", and after 6hours daily for some months, he really got the hang of it.
Therefor, willdu got entitled L.O.A.M.
by Stisn December 15, 2008
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