kumchucka

this happens when a man cums in his hand and throws it at some part of a girl followed by rubbing his previously cum filled hand all over her face

She begged me to be a kumchucka vitum

by jjaroh90 August 2, 2009

kochupurackal

A lovely, charismatic young gentleman who is kind, gentle, sweet, awesome, selfless, looks out for others, handsome, smart, wholesome, and overall a great and approachable person. He is an affable and distinguished person and has a very competitive nature as well.

Guy 1: Fuck you
Kochupurackal: Sorry
Guy 2: I will put a screwdriver up your anus if you insult kochupurackal again, Guy 1!

by The Ass Master™ April 2, 2022

kuchikoo

expression of immense affection.

if you were ever called a kuchikoo you should applaud yourself.

It also can be used to characterize someone as being very impressive, terrific, almost perfect.

I love you kuchikoo!

by Toxicangel March 10, 2011

kachute

To slide or descend on the side of a pool head first

I just kachuted myself in the pool

by krippykc September 12, 2023

kuchisake-onna

In Japanese mythology, the ghost of a woman who was married to a samurai. She cheated on him with another man, and when her husband found that out, he killed her by cutting a slash wound on her face that ran from her mouth to her cheek. Nowadays, she roams the streets at night with a surgeon's mask and asks random people the question "Do you think I'm pretty?". If you say no, she will mutilate you. However, if you say yes, she will reveal her full face to you. Then she will ask the same question. Again, if you say no, you will still be mutilated. If you say yes again, she will cut your face in order to make you look like her. The only known way to avoid death during a confrontation with a kuchisake-onna is by saying that she is neither pretty nor ugly or some other unexpected answer. Right after answering, throw something at her and run for your life.

The kuchisake-onna's name means "slit-mouth woman" in Japanese.

Kuchisake-onna: Am I pretty?
Person: Yes
*removes the mask
Kuchisake-onna: Now am I pretty?

Person: Yo mamma's so old

*runs away

by Thats16myboi October 28, 2019

Kuchi Puchi

An adjective, the term generally used for a cute girl while praising and showing affection, that to in a short sweet and time efficient way. However it can also be used to refer to those crappy talks to impress a random bangable chick. It can also be termed as an act of love out of lust. you ran into a hot chick the other day and made out with her. also had a date and other chessy stuffs and pickup line, so when your retarded friend refes to this incident to your other homes, he finds in inapproprite to explain every excruciating details. To save the trouble he says you see the guy over there, yes he did kuchi puchi to that girl

Oh! man, she looks so cute, I want to kuchi puchi her!!
I am so busy tonight, I have to kuchi puchi this girl.

by arinoo7 March 22, 2017

kuchta

An inopportune dump.

Kyle was in the middle of a date and he really had to kuchta.

by morristc July 2, 2011