Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

kristofer

always that one guy that smells real bad and is real sticky and shit.

Ay you know kristofer?
Yeah, the real sticky fella?
Yeah I heard he is super weird
Not suprised nigga

by wowhesbad November 26, 2022

kristofer

a weird ass dude that is very sticky. he is not good and also is bad. mildly racist.

guy 1: I love black people
guy 2: i don't
guy 1: is your name kristofer?
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: makes sense

by wowhesbad November 27, 2022

kristofer x mathea

a magical ship between these 2 people that are meant to be.

girl 1- omg!!!! I ship it!!!
girl 2- who??
girl 1- Kristofer and Mathea!!!!! Kristofer x mathea

by thetrueuser November 26, 2016

Kristofer Hunter

Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.

by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022

Kristoff

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

by Genjiii November 21, 2018

Kristof

Kristof is an badass person who no one can possibly beat and is also incredibly strong and smart

Wow that dude is such a kristof, how do i look

by jarredD April 14, 2014