Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
by fadedportrait September 21, 2009
An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight
"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009
A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.
Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
by lovelygiirl1234 September 1, 2010
Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
by MotoDef204 June 25, 2010
Useless, ugly pile of white trash who horribly portrays Bella Swan in the movie "Twilight." Off set, she excessively smokes pot and crosses her eyes. Makes bad choices like getting a black mullet to make her look like a man. On set, she is a dumb he-she who gets to kiss Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner; also excessively crosses her eyes. Be careful when talking to her; she has an atrocious stutter and does not make straight eye contact.
Random Person: Hey, how did that mirror break ?
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
Other Random Person: Oh, I tried to put a picture of Kristen Stewart on it.
by Dic101 August 10, 2009
a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.
"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"
"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"
"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"
"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"
"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"
"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"
"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"
by doodlebug4 May 26, 2008
Kristen Stewart is a talented young American actress. She is best known for her role as Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga (though critically it is not her best work). She recently recieved critical praise for both her films "The Runaways" based on the 1970's all girl rock band (Stewart portrays Joan Jett) and "Welcome to the Rileys". Both films recieved high praise at the 2010 Sundance Film Festivile. Famed film critic Roger Ebert recently said of Kristen "she stewart is simply a wonderful actress". She has also starred in the "Panic Room", "Speak", "The Messengers", and the Sean Penn directed, SAG nominated film "Into the Wild".
Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance)
She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.
Despite her success the public is very critical of Stewart, mostly because of her performance in the Twilight films. Many people who have only seen her performance in Twilight make assumptions about her acting skills overall. She has also been dating her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson since 2009. She has admitted to being not the best at public speaking but continues to improve (re: 2010 oscars, Jay Leno apperance)
She refuses to change for anyone despite her many haters and sticks to her gut. Basically you either love her or hate her.
Person 1: Have you seen Twilight?
Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways!
Person 1: i agree! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz!)
Person 2: Yeah, Kristen Stewart wasn't that great but, neither was the character in general. She was great in The Runaways!
Person 1: i agree! people are so rude about her based on one movie and they're soo jealous of her (hello rpattz!)
by cherrybombisthebomb March 27, 2010