Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks

Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.

Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"

by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010

Kristoffer

A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.

girl1: "did you see that sexy shy guy?"

girl2: "yea girll, he's probably a Kristoffer."

by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010

Kristoffer Lindmark

A multi-sexual-predator-fruit that lives in the south of Sweden.

If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.

Kristoffer Lindmark

by ByggBoB November 27, 2012

Kris Kristofferson

A singer and songwriter. Known as one of the greatest songwriters of all time. He has achieved many awards and nominations. Kris has wrote songs such as Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down, Me and Bobby McGee and Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

"Damn, Kris Kristofferson can sure write a mean song!"

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

Kristabelle

Kristabelle is refering to a girl that has the prettiest smile and a heart melting voice. She is intelligent and beautiful, she is energetic and is the best person to talk to. She can brighten up the mood at any moment and is a girl you would never want to loose.

Omg do you see that kristabelle?!?
Wow that kristabelle there is such a kristabelle!!
I've never seen a kristabelle like that kristabelle!
Yeah nah yeah neither have i seen a kristabelle like that kristabelle!

by Troiano Choinaldo September 4, 2016

Kristers

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.

friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”

by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019