Kony 2012 

A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.

It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.

I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.

James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!

Kony 2012 by FPSJesus1996 October 29, 2012

KONY 2012 

The ultimate dickriding bandwagon experience. This is even worse than the dickriding of Haiti 2010 or Obama 2008. The concept of KONY 2012 is to raise awareness about a Ugandan war criminal named Joseph Kony. The white liberals seek to cure their white liberal guilt and satisfy their self-righteous selves by posting stickers, sending videos, etc about Joseph Kony. They are oblivious to the fact that the current problems in that region stem primarily from western imperialism and colonialism and so are unable to see the silliness and stupidity of asking the institutions who murdered, raped, pillaged the people of africa to now come and save the day. White liberals must understand that the white nations really have no moral authority to send their armies into the lands of Africa. The slavery mentality that black people will never get ahead or achieve anything valid unless white people help is what is keeping the black man in a state of decline.

My friend - "Why are all these white suburban high school kids wearing KONY 2012 shirts"

Me - "Because they want the government to help the Ugandan military kill war criminals"

My friend - "You mean they want white western nations to train Africans on how to kill other Africans"

Me - "Yes, exactly what it is"

KONY 2012 by nigerianamericanwithanopinion June 15, 2012

KONY 2012 

Term which has been pissing all of the non gullible people on this earth. The term is supposed to bring awareness to the youtube hit video Kony 2012 which speaks of a man named Joseph Kony. It's getting pretty fucking annoying if you ask me.

(youtube music video)

Douche bag/gullible prick - KONY 2012!

Normal people - That was a nice song....

KONY 2012 by skcmusic August 17, 2012

Kony 2012 

A fad started by a viral video, made by a man who was later caught inebriated, masturbating in public, and vandalizing cars.

The fad was posting "KONY 2012" everywhere, to the point you couldn't go anywhere without seeing it, to raise awareness on this Ugandan warlord who kidnaps children to fight for his army.

Even though the goal was achieved, people still felt the need to spam this crap everywhere.

Wannabe activist: Hey, KONY 2012!!!! WOOO! tell your friends!

Annoyed person: I don't have to, we've already been told, hundreds of times, by everyone.

Kony 2012 by I_like_turtles August 13, 2012

Kony 2012 

Some Doucher in Uganda who killed a couple of people

(Top rated comment on some random youtube video)

KONY 2012

Kony 2012 by Billy Mays June 22, 2012

kony 2012 

a scam that is based on kids believing what they hear from a supposedly factual video on youtube

moron"kony 2012 guys!" smart person "do research before you spew shit out of your mouth"

kony 2012 by 123456789101111111111122222222 November 9, 2012

KONY 2012 

A movement and campaign in 2012 to expose Joseph Kony, the single most wanted man in the world. He is an African criminal from Uganda who forces young African children between the ages of 10 and up to join his army. The boys are given guns and forced to fight for him and murder their families while the young girls are forced to be sex slaves. His army currently consists of over 30,000 children and growing. The campaigning you may see around is NOT to support Kony, but to increase the worlds awareness in order to stop this madman.

What is all this Kony 2012 stuff i keep seeing on Facebook?

KONY 2012 by BigNick91 June 16, 2012