knobjockey

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Knobshock

Knobshock is the trauma caused when someone has been involved in an unfortunate experience with a Penis, whether it be there own or someone else's.

Knob trauma shock penis

Andy has knobshock after pulling a girl in the club, getting her home and finding out she has an 8inch dick!

by Pen island January 27, 2017

knobsocks

Skinny jeans worn by men

What a fashion victim wearing his knobsocks
I wouldn’t wear those knobsocks if you paid me

by nogbadthebad September 24, 2020

knobjocky

alexandender waterlander

some one who likes knobs

by zakman August 29, 2003

Knobsock

Scottish

The politically correct way to address a NED.

A used condom.

"Fuck off ya wee knobsock, or I'll rip your arm off and beat you and the rest of your team to death with it"

by MagicMoonMonkey February 15, 2005

knobjockey

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

by josh September 1, 2003

knobcookie

A word used when someone does someting stupid.

Give me the ball, ya knobcookie!

by spikeyphilrandom August 1, 2007