by z6ne June 25, 2015

A sick and twisted individual residing in the area surrounding Boston College who is known to break into students' houses (most frequently on Kirkwood Rd in Brighton) and diddle them while jerking off
Student 1: "Bendo almost got tickled by some guy that broke into our house the other day!"
Student 2: "OMG, the cops need to do something about the Kirkwood Tickler!"
Student 2: "OMG, the cops need to do something about the Kirkwood Tickler!"
by bigdayforbigbuddy June 24, 2016

A “Lee Kirkwood” or a “Kirky” is a slim shady type creature that will fuck bitches up. Run n hide if u see him comin
by Harharharjar May 29, 2018

An absoulute animal in the sheets and has the body of a tank mixed with a wooly mammoth. Loves by his friends and by every girl.
by Matt Kirkwood February 15, 2018

High school in the suburban town of Kirkwood, MO. Known for, among other things, the Turkey Day Game, a football rivalry between Kirkwood and Webster Groves high schools (its been going on for 100+ years now).
This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
This school is full of rich white kids who have nothing better to do in suburbia besides smoke weed....which they think makes them cool or badass or whatever. But theyre still pricks. KHS gained the nickname "Kirk-weed" due to all the potheads.
Person 1: "Yeah, i went to Kirkwood High School.."
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"
Person 2: "Haha! Lame! Did you sit around and smoke pot while watching the Turkey Day Game!?"
by NightHawk5623 May 22, 2010

The most fun ski team in the best mindset cheering everyone on! We are here to have fun because winning is fun!
by bubbleisbae February 22, 2020

A secondary name for a fat ugly whale. Kirkwoods normally think they're cool because they vape, but there just an annoying lard.
by Kgrenade13 April 18, 2018
