meter long king kong dong

A male with a very large dick. Much like how King Kong was very big.

Sarah does nick have a meter long King Kong dong like everyone says?

by Savvyyy August 31, 2015

King dong un

kim jong un but with worse spelling. but he he deserves it

Did you hear that King dong un nuked 5 countries today? it was pn the news!

by The one, the only… August 25, 2019

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019