kiloderp

The Standard International unit for stupidity.

When a derpometer is at hand:

*Man attempts to peel banana with rusty hacksaw*
Intellectual: "My God... I'm reading 16 kiloderps!"

by Dr. Herp Derpington October 11, 2010

What The Fuck is a Kilometer

A thing that Americans say because we use the imperial system and not the metric system

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!

by TheRealUltraJack299 January 19, 2023

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017

Kloter

(noun) - the area of skin between the female's anus and vaginal canal. The female version of a male's gooch and grundle. Proper pronunciation: kl-oh-ter

Steve: "Hey man, I'm goin' motor Susie's kloter tonight!"
Joe: "Wow, dude, that's a huge step in your relationship."

by Kimmy Kel February 18, 2008

Kilometer of Cock

The Metric counterpart of Mile of Dick.

1 kilometer =100,000 centimeters (cm)
Average Penis Size is 13.12cm. (5.16 inches)

100,000cm / 13.12cm= 7,621.95

There is approximately 7,622 dicks in a Kilometer

*Fun thing to say when online gaming*

Your Mother has a Kilometer of Cock twice a week!

Sally Sue is on a quest to achieve her ‘Kilometer of Cock’ trophy!

by NobeeCares September 13, 2023

kiloturd

A metric unit of measurement for mass equivalent to 2.2046 assloads and significantly less than a shitload or fuckton and equivalent to 0.000001 fucktonnes (metric). Used mostly in Europe.

"I say Mr Pandandreou, you've got a fucktonne of debt there!"

"Yes, Mr Cameron, It's more than just a few kiloturds."

by faecalmass November 15, 2011

kiloversary

Kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.

by the bromiester February 12, 2010