An amazing person, siriusly invested in fandoms, particularly the harry potter fandom, the best person you'll ever meet, devilishly handsome (jk, very beautiful), loves buying cookies in middle school. Will be there for you, may act all quiet and shy, but she's either plotting your death, shipping you with someone, thinking about something cringy she did 3 years ago, or imagining her current fanfiction future/better ending
by boompowgunman December 8, 2021
Get the julia keyesmug. The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.
He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.
by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010
Get the Keyes Diseasemug. Hellomyname Keyes is an Easter egg in Halo: Combat Evolved where Captain Keyes’ name tag has no spaces or “is”. Bungie didn’t have enough space for it.
by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021
Get the hellomyname keyesmug. by thomas newton November 15, 2017
Get the keyfulmug.