Kessel Run

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!
by teddyrefspin January 14, 2012
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Kesseling

A form of masturbation in which a male will stroke in a slightly upwards motion. Although this will be painful at times, it will eventually add more curvature to the penis.
Male 1: Yo, i got a date with this hot chick tonight. Any tips?
Male 2: Try Kesseling! It’ll make her fiend for more!
Male 1: Kesseling? Don’t that hurt?
Male 2: It’s worth it in the end!
by billiam17 August 10, 2024
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kessell

kessell is a very cool mom
by established March 14, 2017
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Kessel Run

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
“Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run
by ALittleLion September 15, 2021
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Phil Kessel

A 2 time stanley cup winner and avid hot dog seller has played for Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Pittsburgh Penguins, and finally Arizona Coyotes
Yo do want some Phil Kessel Hot Dogs?
Hell yea along with the 2 time stanley cup
by yoinkity yoink January 22, 2020
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