A small town in South Central Texas. A Kenedy is full of posers and total dickfaces. People like to grab your phone and text your boyfriend to make him mad just because they can. All restaurants become tiring after a year or two. A Kenedy is somewhere you never want to be.
Is that a Kenedy? Don't ever live there. Keep driving.
by 1@UR3N May 13, 2011
by cutie_7651234 May 24, 2008
The worlds thickest and hottest girlfriend ever. Kenedie can always make you smile and laugh. She has her dumb moments but shes actually really smart. If you cop a kenedie. Never let her go. Or else youll regret it
Kenedie is the most beautiful
by Damyon_3401 December 17, 2018
A small town in Texas where all the girls do is have sex (even with cousins) and all the guys do is smoke pot. Incest is common.
by Johnkelu April 27, 2017
Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
a beautiful girl who is thoughtful, smart, beautiful, etc. She will make you laugh so hard that you'll have tears running down your face and your pants will be wet. She is the person who would help anyone (especially her friends and family). When it comes to guys, she's a magnet. She makes inside jokes with her closest friends. Keni is the best person you'll ever meet. If you have a friend named Keni, don't let her go.
Bennett: Hey, who's that girl over their with the most beautiful eyes?
Amelia: Oh, her? That's Keni (Kenedy). The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's my best friend.
Amelia: Oh, her? That's Keni (Kenedy). The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's my best friend.
by applejuse211 April 05, 2019
a kenedi is a very fine person and caring n loving girl all the guys fall for her and as soon as u see her you'll fall in love
guy 1:bro i was talking to this girl and her name kenedi bro i love her
guy 2:must be nice i wish i had a kenedi
guy 2:must be nice i wish i had a kenedi
by laaviishdee February 26, 2022