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Sexiest current popstar. Great singing voice and worthwhile lyrics to go with it.
I don't just like Kelly Clarkson for her body, I just mostly like her for her body.
by Cabin12 August 29, 2005
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An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.
From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!
by Balfdor January 4, 2007
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The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.
Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.
by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006
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1. American Idol Winner

2. A characteristic of or pertaining to a person who uses their 15 minutes of fame to become extremely successful, but slowly loses supporters due to a torrential output of obnoxious, repetitive songs about the opposite sex's disinterest in their rapidly-inflating ego/body.

3. Someone who USED to weigh less than 300 lbs.
1. Kelly Clarkson won American Idol a long time ago... Cool.

2. Taylor Swift used to make some pretty good songs, but lately they have been kind of obnoxious. She still has a nice body though, I hope she doesn't Kelly Clarkson.

3. Why is there an obese 40-year-old at the bar in a tight high-school football jersey? He must have Kelly Clarkson'ed over a decade ago!
by Pepper drinks Budweiser June 21, 2012
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One of two Am. Idol winners to do anything in the music industry (2nd being Carrie Underwood). Her music is considered to be godlike by those who are fans, and extremely emo and homosexual to the highest degree by those who are not fans.
KC FAN: KELLY CLARKSON IS THE BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD

KC HATER: PLEASE, MY WALRUS SINGS BETTER
by LAUNDRY CHUTE April 18, 2009
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A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.
Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....
by Evster March 6, 2005
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Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009
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