keeling

an amazing guy with a huge penis. He is really funny and sweet

i want a keeling.

by gynocologist January 12, 2010

keel

too fall foward

i dont know she tryna sleep sittin up she bout ta keel ova out that chair

by slim lil sexi one April 1, 2004

Keels

one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.

Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.

by Mr. Keels December 13, 2008

keel

process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.

that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.

by europopian April 24, 2009

keel

to hump like there's no tomorrow

person 1: IMMA KEEL YOU

person 2: YUM

by candyluvr5 December 20, 2009

Keel

KEEL is how towl heads say KILL

"Silence!, I Keel You!"

by ladyphilosophy December 6, 2012

KeeL

An underrated 80s hard rock/metal band.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003