When you are pushing rope but still can't enter, you fold your dick 1,000 times to give it strength before entering, preferably while screaming 'Banzai'.
by chemi-luminescence June 9, 2017
The ultimate sword that is folded over 9000 times, It can deflect multiple .50BMG bullets and up to a 155mm howitzer round without warping, bending or shattering, It can cut through the armor of a M1A2 Abrams tank and it will make your penis noticeably larger.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
A US GI fired his M1919 .30cal machine gun at the approaching samurai warrior but he deflected all the shots with his Katana, cut the barrel in half and cut the soldier in half firing it all under 0.5 seconds.
by Gecko45 January 23, 2015
A person, animal or thing that will protect you/have your back in times of need. It has the ability to slice enemy’s in half with a single stroke similar to the way a person would mow their lawn.
It is advisable to not be killed by it as your soul would with forever be trapped inside of it.
It is advisable to not be killed by it as your soul would with forever be trapped inside of it.
“This is Katana, she’s got my back, she can cut all of you in half with on sword stroke just like mowing the lawn, I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims.”
by D0CT0R WH0 August 21, 2021
is a girl name for a spicy chula who loves music n smoking weed , has an “idgaf” attitude, pretty ASFK !! & has nice titties ;)) if u come across a Katana give her a nice 2g blunt as a peace offering or she will not enjoy yalls conversation
by yomamafightsdemonias November 22, 2021
A girl who is every bit crazy but is a amazing friend. Don't mess with katana or she will most likely mess up your face. Katana's are a rare breed and if you can find a girl as amazing as her then your lucky because there is no one better at being a friend . Katana's are usually red heads, brunettes or blond and are extremely pretty and have very beautiful eyes. They come from Italy and usually stay around in Europe. She is adventurous and isn't afraid to go cliff- diving or parachuting (In Minecraft). She looks danger in the eyes and couldn't be more brave. She has an unbelievably soothing voice that she's not afraid to use. She also is the best person to take to a party. If you can find a katana then you are a very lucky person.
by GrillbyGoodMan October 6, 2019
The second most dangerous weapon ever created (The most dangerous is of course the lightsaber but they're hard to find.) assuming the weilder can hear the breath of all things, smell the cutting wind or feel reiatsu,chakra or ki.
Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.
Beware of fakes. They're useless and abundant.
So... I don't want to brag but one time I used one of these to deflect a nuclear warhead into outer space. You wouldn't have heard about it because the government covered it up.
Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."
Once again not being a braggart but this other time there was this guy on the roof of a skyscraper trying to suppress me with chain guns and missiles and shit. I just cut the building at the base with my Katana and watched it fall to the ground and explode. Then I was like, "You fucked with the wrong man."
by Ramfar July 20, 2011
A total fucking retard. Completely useless to the surrounding comunity. Katanas usually likes wearing dragon shirts or shirts with totally fucking random animals on it, and shitty clothes, usually quite poor. Smells bad, and usually has a mullet-like hairdo. Usually unpopular and fat. Katanas like to sit in the front of the bus so no one notices their akward social graces. Katanas usually have a range of 5 to 6 friends. Katanas interest include playing Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, or World of Warcraft, but if they're a real Katana, they'd play Runescape.
Katana: Not cool.
Katana: Not cool.
- " Haha "
- "What?"
- "Look at that faggot over there!"
- "Lol"
- " I bet she/he is a Katana!"
- " Hahaha, probably!"
- "What?"
- "Look at that faggot over there!"
- "Lol"
- " I bet she/he is a Katana!"
- " Hahaha, probably!"
by TheCoolestCatInTown March 26, 2009