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A total fucking retard. Completely useless to the surrounding comunity. Katanas usually likes wearing dragon shirts or shirts with totally fucking random animals on it, and shitty clothes, usually quite poor. Smells bad, and usually has a mullet-like hairdo. Usually unpopular and fat. Katanas like to sit in the front of the bus so no one notices their akward social graces. Katanas usually have a range of 5 to 6 friends. Katanas interest include playing Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, or World of Warcraft, but if they're a real Katana, they'd play Runescape.

Katana: Not cool.
- " Haha "
- "What?"
- "Look at that faggot over there!"
- "Lol"
- " I bet she/he is a Katana!"
- " Hahaha, probably!"
by TheCoolestCatInTown March 26, 2009
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