kalupe

Kalupe is the realest guy you'll meet, don't be fooled he throws shade.

That Kalupe, he's Kalupe.

by Real Chicos December 4, 2016

kalped

When you get killed/wrecked/owned, kalped can also be used as a derogatory term in slang.

I'm about to kalp these guys.
Get kalped.
We bout to put da kalp on em reel quik, u kno wat im sayin dog?

by WBB Nutz November 24, 2016

Kalooey

When something or someone goes or went kalooey, that means that person or thing went crazy or got out of control.

At first when Chris Brown saw Drake flip him off in the club, he thought to himself, "You know what. I'm here to have a good time. I'm just gonna brush my shoulders off about this and Im just not gonna let the haters get me down.". But when Drake sent Chris a picture of himself and Chris's girlfriend Rihanna in the praying mantis position, Chris said, "ahh heeelll no!", and that's when things just went kalooey.

by JohnDoe123abc January 21, 2013

klopek

a strange person. be it in physical appearence or in the way they act.

Man that guy James is a real klopek.

by eric March 28, 2003

kolopetho

A kolopetho is directly translated from Greek written as κώλο παιδί literally meaning bum-child .if it is a woman/girl you would pronounce it as kolopethi and for a man/boy it would be pronounced as kolopetho .

"Vasilo is such a kolopethi "
"Billy is such a kolopetho"

by None of the above November 14, 2016

Kalpesh

A great man. The name was the inspiration for Weezer's "The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived" and Dos Equis' "The Most Interesting Man" ad campaign.

There goes Kalpesh...see how he glows!

by dr.k. February 6, 2010

Kaloe

Kaloe is the thiccest man you’ll ever meet in existence because there is simply no one thiccer than him. His asscheeks are so damn saucy that he can’t walk without the sound of a thunder bolt or earthquake.

girl: wow kaloe’s ass is so juicy!

by Choose goose July 18, 2021