Russian Kaleidoscope

Verb:

1.The art of a dominate male human ejaculating into the eye(s) of his female or male partner so the receiver's vision resembles that of a kaleidoscope.

Constance:"Why did you giz in my eye?"
Robert Lazar:"It's called a Russian Kaleidoscope!"

Doris:"I have always wanted to see what a Kaleidoscope looks like!"
Don:"I'll get you a Russian one for Christmas honey."

by the master of time and space March 23, 2008

kaleidoscope hoe

When a Hoe from the corner is involved in a lucrative deal where you and your boys partake in a series of ass knocking inevitably leaving the bitch in a triangle formation known as the Bermuda ass angle then disappearing on that hoe back to the Miami Zoe hood.

Damn we need to hit the corner and get us a kaleidoscope hoe and then disappear on that bitch like the Bermuda ass angle .

by King Smidi August 26, 2017

kaleidoscope eyes

The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.

"Did you see *blank*?"
"Ya, he's got kaleidoscope eyes!"

by gag97 June 23, 2014

carpet kaleidoscope

The puddle of vomit on the floor. Typically indoors hence the "carpet" prefix.

Show's evidence of one's last meal and therefore consists of many colours. Hence, "kaleidoscope".

Strangely, all spew consists of carrot's and tomato skins regardless of what one has eaten.

"I feel sick..."
"Don't you being doing no carpet kaleidoscope in my house!"
***barf***"
"eeeuuuwww duuuuude!"

by Flatster October 28, 2005

Kaleidoscoping

Having sex while on Ambien. The haziness of the narcotic creates an ephemeral experience during sex.

Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel loved Kaleidoscoping: Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien — you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'" That's Kaleidoschoping.

by Friend of hungo gloots November 19, 2010

the girl with kaleidoscope eyes

LS, also known as Acid, Squares, tabbies, cubes, sheets, papers, and blotter.

Man, i just found the girl with kaleidoscope eyes, she was awesome, although our date cost me __ (insert price here) dollars. I'll give you her number if youur interested

by Jet blak December 19, 2007

spinning kaleidoscope

The act of mesmerizing yourself with spinning (likely colorful) tops.

Person A: Have you seen my tops?
Person B: Just doing a spinning kaleidoscope.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019