Kaiser

Kaiser: a humoristic title for a very rich and succesful person that is extremely extravagant (like an emperor of an empire), naming shaming and claiming the world, the universe and beyond. Comparable to the title of being the biggest boss that you´ve seen thus far.
John became a very succesful international entrepreneur after he graduated from Harvard Business School and during his extremely extravagant 30th bithday party the girls called him Kaiser.
by Bram Speelman July 16, 2011
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Kaiser

Slang for "okay", stemming from the similarity of the first syllable of Kaiser (kai) to "kay" a slang word short for okay.
Talia: "I think I'm gonna skip lunch today."
Elay: "Kaiser"
by moonman54 January 09, 2011
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A KAiser is someone with the frattiest of frat attributes. When not drinking beers or landing women, a KAiser can often be found cruising in his frat mobile (JEEP CHEROKEE) on the island. Take note how a KAiser's hair has the perfect frat quof and doesn't move in the wind. A KAiser is a real good friend that is down for anything at anytime. If you wanna have a good time call a KAiser. A KAsier sometimes mistaken for Fraser. Also a KAiser will answer to the nickname "Kais."
Tyler: "Hey man shit's gonna get crazy tonight!"
Thomas: "I know. Who should we call?"
Tyler : "Let's call that frat star Kaiser he's down for anything"
by HAHA If you only knew February 05, 2010
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Kaiser is a german title indicating "Emperor"
A female equivalent in contrast is named 'Kaiserin' (Empress)
The Holy Roman Emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves Kaiser.
by Climb Razor July 02, 2010
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Kaisered

To completely fuck up at an activity or play in a team or solo competition; to let the team down (typically used while playing Clash of Clans mobile app)
Wow, you really kaisered that Attack. That'll probably cost us the war. Way to go, dipshit.
by Turd Biscuits February 09, 2015
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a kaiser

when everyone gets quiet and you make a speech. usually under 20 words. of course only King Kaiser can do this
we were all hanging out last night and we needed to hear a kaiser from the king
by fapplesauce February 22, 2012
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Franz "Kaiser" Beckenbauer.
Greatest fussball-player and coach ever.
Led Germany 1974 and 1990 to the world-championship.
Look dude, there's the Kaiser.
by Fritz Schnackenpfefferhausen November 04, 2005
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